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[binary_runaway]

Hey, hi, this is Nova Storm! You found me but you also really super didn't, haha! Do the thing so I can do the other thing back, okay?

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[binary_runaway]

[His own comm starts to chime insistently barely three seconds after she hung up, and then Oz's voice is once again loudly in his audials]

What do you want? What what what? Okay. Okay, shut up. Fine. I mean- It's- If you mean weirder than this happening at all or hearing his voice in my audial again or not feeling Warp at all it's fine I guess it's fine. Peachy and fuckin keen!

But! If you're in contact with that mistake! Tell him I hope his stupid autobot shareware he cares about more than any of us chokes! And not in the fun way, either! And you can, too! In an even more boring way! So there!

[Click]

[areaman]

That's what I wanted to know! You called me back!! [he practically shrieks when he calls her back, sounding a lot less like the usual quietly dignified voice his counterpart uses and more like his own when he gets worked up.] Ugh, do you think I want to be near that idiot who's as annoying as he is hideously coloured?! Tell him yourself!

[click]

[binary_runaway]

You do it! [She screeches right back when she calls him back yet again] Because you're not even the worst! You're second worst! Third worst! Mediocre while waiting for a mail order training course on being worst, and you so deserve to talk to him! You can go be insufferable together and go frolic or whatever!

Frolic together, dumbass!

[click]

[areaman]

[in an extremely weird way, this is cathartic. certainly in no way megatron will bother to examine as he calls her back.]

This all sounds like suspiciously repressed emotion! Go and deal with that instead of spewing nonsense right at me!

[click]

[binary_runaway]

[Nova is already squaring up her shoulders even as she's calling him back, and shrieks as soon as he picks up]

Stop trying to show up unarmed to a battle of wits, it's pathetic! And demeaning! To me! So stop it! Also psychology crap can stay where it belongs, with the autobots! What are you, a widget?! Get real! Get a life! And get better comebacks!

[click]

[areaman]

THEN STOP CALLING ME BACK!

[he yells, after calling her back. click.]

[binary_runaway]

You first! It's pathetic! It's ruinous! I bet you thought a human dump truck gets rid of old, useless code! Like you!

[This was all blurted out in one rushing shriek, followed by a click]

[areaman]

I'd be offended if I wasn't feeling such pity at your frame of reference being stuck on Earth!

[you know it. he hangs up.

it's after this one he things he'll completely destroy this comm so his counterpart can't find any evidence of him basically taunting one of his decepticons. not a great look.]